George Takei Wants to Be Spider-Man

Well, I mean, who wouldn’t want to be Spider-Man?

I said Spider-Man, not Peter Parker. Nobody wants to be Peter Parker. But George Takei (in a bid to raise publicity for his actual 2012 Broadway debut) is throwing his mask into the ring and letting the current organizers of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark know that he’s totally up for the job. And that Spider-Man would be way more effective if he had a phaser.

And that he’s fully insured.

(via Topless Robot.)