1. 9 Muppets who were kicked off of Sesame Street (Mental Floss)
2. TARDIS sheets? TARDIS sheets (The Mary Sue)
3. Here’s someone who thinks the new iPhone could make us all healthier (GeekSugar)
4. Dr. Phil played football in college. Surprise! The team was awful (SportsGrid)
5. Hey, you know holy water? Turns out it’s full of bacteria (HuffPo Weird)
6. Oh look, it’s the worst obituary ever (Mediaite)
7. Google Glass now has app based data sharing (The Next Web)

(Title pic via Quirk Books)