1. How to stop notifying everyone when updating your LinkedIn (GeekSugar)
2. Ugh, Warner Bros. wants to make another D&D movie (The Mary Sue)
3. Making movies with statistics is the worst thing (Flavorwire)
4. Police helicopter opens fire on drug lord’s car during extreme chase (Mediaite)
5. Of course California wants to ban 3D-printed guns (The Daily Dot)
6. How drunk was Tiger Woods at the Met Gala? (SportsGrid)
7. 5 cities that should quit at sports (Guy Code Blog)

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