I Have Seen Satan and He Lives in This “FurReal Friends Happy to See Me Pets My Bouncin’ Kitty Pet” Toy

And there will be much "awwww"-ing and gnashing of teeth.

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 “And the beast which I saw was like unto a kitten, and his feet were teensy little fluffy nubbins: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the kitten: and they worshipped the kitten, saying, Who is like unto this adorable kitten? Who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and also little tiny mews.”

—Revelations 13, sort of

(via Laughing Squid)

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