Yeah, Like You’d Be Able to Resist Doing This If You Worked at Wendy’s
Sometimes, a Frosty sounds so good, you just can't wait for a cup.
— Slade Sohmer (@SladeHV) June 13, 2013
OK, I’m not going to defend this dude’s actions, which one Geekosystem staffer likened to “deep throating The Blob,” because come on, that’s clearly not how you use the Frosty machine.
What I will say is that literally every person who has ever worked at a place with a soft serve dispenser or milkshake machine — and that’s a lot of us — has considered doing this at one point or another. Anyone who tells you different is a lying liar.