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4x01, Ma, I'm a grown-up, stop telling me what to do!
Rebecca: "It's not like you're ever gonna chain me up or anything!"
not to train your Drogon.
4x01, What a comedian
Jill: Good to see Jaime adjusting so well.
Rebecca: Here that wave is
in gif form. Use it well.
4x01, Bisexual Oberyn Martell
Rebecca: How much do I love that the episode that introduced Oberyn Martell—and his canon bisexuality—is titled "Two Swords"? I like it a lot.
Jill: OH MY GOD OF COURSE!
4x01, 'What the Fuck's a Lommy?'
Rebecca: Oh, those were happier times. Sobbing.
Jill: Don't worry, Rebecca, we'll always have our memories, and we'll certainly always
4x02, Grumpy Cat Stannis
Rebecca: AKA Stannis' face during the most awkward family dinner ever. I feel a spiritual connection to everything he chooses to be.
Jill: For the record, Rebecca chose this particular moment. For the record.
4x02, Buzz off, the grown-ups are talking
Rebecca: Olenna's distaste for her son—in the show and the books—is definitely mean, but oh man, I also kind of love it.
Jill: I need this scene on repeat.
4x02, 'Look, the pie!'
Rebecca: Still how all tense situations should be diffused.
Jill: This very well might be my favorite moment of the entire season.
4x02, Sassmaster Loras
Rebecca: We got hardly any Loras this season, and that's a shame, because what we
did get was wonderful. Like his heartbreaking reaction to Joffrey's dwarves stunt in this same episode. And, of course, "You're never going to marry her."/"Neither will you." BURNED, LORAS-STYLE.
Jill: It brings a tear to my eye.
4x02, Everyone hold your breath
Rebecca: "Do you love him?" Buh-WHAAAAAAA?!
Jill: Keep a straight face. (don't giggle) Keep a straight face. (don't show her your notebook) Keep a straight face.
4x02, 'I hate my husband'
Rebecca: A close second to Margaery's facial expressions during the wedding: Varys' constant look of
I would rather be having a root canal than attending this social event.
Jill: I love how she/the creators chose not to hide her disdain here.
4x02, PENIS JOKE
Rebecca: Every time someone tries to convince you that
Game of Thrones is a srs bsns show, remind them of that time the show cut from poor, castrated Theon to a conspicuous shot of sausage.
Jill: Have they done a fart joke yet? If not, they should.
4x02, 'Wait, did Joffrey say something nice?'
Jill: At first I was like. And then I was like.
Rebecca: "Did he just talk about... finding time... for wisdom?" Related: This is also the episode that gave us the
out of context nice guy Joffrey.
4x02, Just desserts
Rebecca: Amaaaazing graaaaace...
Jill: Damn that was some good pie. Seconds, anyone?
4x03, Olenna giving Joffrey shit for daring to get killed... BY HER
Rebecca: I couldn't cackle about this at the time for book spoiler reasons, but oh my God: "If only Joffrey hadn't died before you consummated your marriage. I mean, I'm the one who killed him, but you know what I mean."
Olenna for life.
Jill: Meanwhile, Maergery is all, "No, thank you for doing that in the order you did."
4x03, Stannis telling a joke
Rebecca: "They don't have enough men between them to raid a pantry!"
Swaggis Baratheon. #STANNISOUT.
Jill: Rebecca again, folks.
Rebecca: Jill's the Daenerys moments, I'm the Stannis ones.
4x03, We didn't want to like you Daario 2.0, but...
Rebecca: ...then they included the naked lady knives!
Jill: So smooth. Much grace.
4x03, Old people telling sex stories
Rebecca: Can someone write a Dr. Ruth parody with Tywin Lannister? Can that be a thing?
Jill: Oooh! Yes, please do that!
4x04, Old people sex stories, again
Rebecca: Get down with you bad self, Lady Olenna.
Jill: They normally have the best stories, after all.
4x04, The life and general existence of Podrick Payne
Rebecca: Specifically, him being really, really excited about being a squire, and then being a complete failboat at it. No one is more deserving of the flower crown. (Except Athelstan from
Vikings. They're tied.)
4x04, Sansa playing Littlefinger like a Littlefiddle
Rebecca: People who think Sansa only got badass in her final scene need to rewatch. Thank you and goodbye.
Jill: Nodding in agreement.
4x04, This will probably end in tragedy, but for now...
Rebecca: I will clutch them to my bosom and never let them go.
Jill: Do they have Valentine's Day in Westeros? I feel like that would be a great opportunity for something special between these two love-birds.
4x04, Completely off the rails.
Rebecca: BZUH ICE BABIES?!
Jill: While I'm super scared about straying away from what's in George R.R≥ Martin's novels, or at least what's in there so
far, I was happy to be surprised for once.
Rebecca: AKA that time Bronn slapped Jaime with Jaime's own fake hand, and it was amazing. Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Jill: Jaime getting knocked down a peg is always fun to watch.
4x04, Long live Ser Pounce!
Rebecca: The moment all the book readers erupted in cheers and the show watchers were like "WTF, it's just a cat!"
Jill: I hope they realize the star they have on their hands and give this cat a nice trailer with catnip and kibbles.
4x05, Oh what lovely molding.
Rebecca: Make eyes at Tommen?
Not on Mama Bear Cersei's watch!
Jill: "Me? Oh no, I was just admiring this beautiful throne room..."
Rebecca: "Yes, I promise I'll marry you as soon as I can drudge up a Sept—oh, you have one already? Right there outside the door? That's... *gulp*"
Jill: Lysa is like a Boy Scout. Or Batman. Always prepared.
Rebecca: Well, there was one thing she wasn't prepared for...
4x05, He just needs some guidance!
Rebecca: Brienne teaching Podrick how to squire is life.
Jill: What if HBO did a webseries? And what if this was that webseries?
4x06, New map additions are always welcome
Jill: Now if we could only get Winterfell to stop smoking...
Rebecca: You mean
Game of Thrones take an active step toward lessening our emotional pain? Nah.
4x06, Oberyn trying (and failing) to get his flirt on with Cersei
Rebecca: Walk on, Oberyn, walk on.
Jill: "Don't get a bigger head than you already have, Cersei, I pretty much flirt with everyone."
4x06, Badass Ash—... Yar—... Yarasha
Rebecca: We're just gonna ignore how her badass "An insult to Theon is an insult to all of the Iron Islands!" moment was followed by her being scared off by
dogs and deciding, yeah, she doesn't think she wants to rescue Theon after all—clearly he wants to stay with Ramsay because psychological trauma isn't a thing. None of that happened.
Jill: Here's to next season?
4x06, Informing on asexuality
Jill: Again, the show has its flaws for sure, but sometimes it does something great.
Rebecca: I need these two to star in an
Odd Couple-style sitcom, where Oberyn brings home all sorts of partners of all sorts of genders and Varys just sighs continues playing D&D (modern AU Varys is really into D&D, OK, don't argue with me).
4x07, Marked improvement
Rebecca: *stomach grumbles*
Jill: Hot Pie needs his own cooking show.
4x07, Have a nice trip! See you next fall!
Rebecca: I'm yelling timbeeeeerrrrrrr.
Jill: Lysa, we barely knew ya!
4x07, 'I will be your champion'
Jill: And I will be awesome and badass!
Rebecca: "And I won't be distracted by monologuing. Not a single bit!"
4x07, Melisandre's relaxation central
Rebecca: Meli, Stannis' joke was better
Jill: Dang, I want a bath now.
4x08, I am disappointed in you
Jill: The worst feeling.
Rebecca: Bye, Jorah. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
4x08, Arya's gigglefit
Rebecca: No one let this girl attend a funeral.
Jill: Or, like,
any event in Westeros because seriously, it's like no one laughs there.
4x08, Tyrion's 'STOP. MONOLOGUING' look.
Rebecca: For all the pain this scene brought, Tyrion's look here had me laughing through my tears. "He's done it, oh my God, he's done it... what are you... no... don't start... I can't fucking believe this is happening to me."
Jill: You can see him considering speaking up or somehow jumping in to make his point. But he doesn't.
4x08, GPOY Ellaria
Rebecca: Anguish sharper than those shoulder pads.
Jill: Ouch. Just...ouch.
4x08, Sansa takes a level in badass
Rebecca: That "taking a level," by the way, was from covert badass to more overt badass. She's always had her shit together. Sansa fans know what's up.
Jill: Still want that outfit.
Rebecca: Minus the '90s t-shirt clip, right?
4x09, More old people sex stories
Rebecca: Get it on, bang a gong,
get it on.
Jill: Welp, that song is in my head for the rest of the day.
Rebecca: You're welcome.
4x09, Giant anchor FTW
Rebecca: Now imagine Captain Jack Sparrow perched on it.
Jill: Yo ho.
4x09, Blaze. Of. Glory.
Rebecca: No. I can't see this again. Go away.
Jill: But, Rebecca! He was so brave! And he saved the team!!
Rebecca: And now he's hanging out with Pyp, OK?! And they're both snuggling puppies!
4x10, Arya and Brienne, BFFs
Rebecca: We could have had it AAAAAAALLLLLLL.
Jill: Another alternate universe webseries please.
4x10, Meera GRAARRRRRGH
Rebecca: I wasn't a huge fan of Meera in the books—I didn't dislike her, but she didn't stand out all that much for me—but the way Ellie Kendrick plays her has really turned me around. "Mess with my family and I will END. YOU." Hufflepuffs unite!
Jill: I'll be honest, she still doesn't do much for me as a character. Here's hoping for next season.
4x10, Brienne taking a fancy to ear
Rebecca: This would not have been so amazing if we hadn't previously seen
Gwendoline Christie's gigglefit at being able to film it. But it till would have been pretty amazing.
Jill: I can feel the love.
4x10, Jon acknowledging Stannis as the one true king of Westeros
Rebecca: Jon knows it. YOU'RE NEXT. JILL.
4x10, Clash of the Supernatural GoT Characters
Jill: Such an epic battle scene.
Rebecca: "Hey guys, do you want to build a snowm—no? OK."
4x10, Eff this S, I'm outtie
Rebecca: "Everything sux, I'm going home."
Jill: Don't worry, Tyrion, I'll grab some extra peanuts for you.
4x10, We're glad Smell-O-Vision isn't a thing now
Rebecca: Charles Dance, I'll miss you. Tywin Lannister, not so much.
Jill: Best scheduling of an episode ever.
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