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Have Your Own E3 With This Nintendo Rumor Generator

The Legend of Zelda: The Unusual Punishment? Why, yes please.


Maker of comics and games and stuff Brian Lee created a humorous rumor generator for Nintendo’s E3 2015 presentation. It looks legitimate down to the watermark, and it’d totally pass if not for the fact that the names and titles it comes up with are completely hilarious.

The greatest thing about it is that we could totally see Nintendo working on Metroid: Skiing3d Rhythm Heaven 3DS, or even My Donkey Kong Cathedral. Hell, we’d totally play all of those.

You can make your own here, and please, share them in the comments! We’d love to see what you get.

(via Polygon)

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