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Dapper Dinosaurs, for All Your Formalwear Needs

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We all know that dinosaurs had it going on in the ruling the earth business for millions of years, but who would have thought that they’d also be creatures of sartorial elegance?

The fully accredited research institution known as Dapper Dinos has a wealth of evidence for this theory, all of it very convincing. We can tell by the pixels.

Valentines Day, fossils show, could be an incredibly important event in dinosaur social relations.

And choice of hat to coordinate with your natural head architecture was an characteristic moment in young dinosaur’s adolescence.

Troodons were known for their colorblindness and subsequent inability to “match their bow ties to their top hats,” a fact that, of course, no polite sauropod would ever comment on.

Polite behavior and proper exercise was of the utmost importance.

Yes, there is clearly much we can learn from the dapper dinosaurs.

Educate yourself, at Dapper Dinos.

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