How To Have An Awesome Wedding: Do it With Dinosaurs
And All Was Right With the World
Alternative beginning to title: How to Get Susana to Post Your Wedding Pics on The Mary Sue.
Step one: Have your ceremony in a natural history museum.
You know, just, like in front of two giant fighting dinosaurs, no biggie.
Step Two: Procession in to the theme of Jurassic Park. Have your guests declare their support with a rounding chorus of “So say we all.”
Step Three: Keep your theme together in subtle ways.
But don’t be afraid to incorporate other interests.
Especially if it involves Han and Leia eating snowcones.
And if you need someone to keep inquisitive kids away from your cake, I heard Boba Fett is looking for a job.
Wasn’t. Even. Kidding.
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