Man in Court for Hitting Darth Vader’s Wife

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Hare then picked up a brick and he threw sand into the face of Darth Vader whose wife was so worried about him getting further involved in the dispute that she locked him in their house. — The Birmingham Mail

About ten years ago in England, Mark Nokes had his name legally changed to Darth Vader. Recently he got into a bit of a intra-domestic dispute with his neighbor, his wife (who also changed her last name to Vader) and his neighbor’s girlfriend. It lead to this incredible news article and headline in the Birmingham Mail.

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