Her Universe Unveils New #DarkSide Darth Vader Jewelry For The Holidays

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We love the R2-D2-adorned line of jewelry that Her Universe put out for Star Wars weekend this year. In fact, we’re afraid of how much we love it. And you know what that means: fear leads to anger, anger to hate, hate to suffering, and all of that puts us on the Dark Side of the Force and now we can’t even wear that stinky Rebel Alliance fashion! But it’s okay, fellow denizens of the Empire—now we have options.

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Nickel-free and hypoallergenic, this hematite jewelry is already available on the Her Universe website. You could try to take it by force using your dark Jedi powers, but it’s probably easier to just order ’em online. That way you can save your energy for when the rebels make a giant mess of your brand new Star Destroyer.

(via Her Universe)

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