Please, we prefer “opportunities for Pratt admiration” over “slow news days.”
In a post on his Facebook page earlier today, sixteen-puppies-in-a-Seahawks jersey Chris Pratt asked for help in designing his cover image, and offered to buy dinner at Applebee’s for whoever’s design he chooses to use. Here are his exacting specifications for what the image should contain:
so. i need a header. which looks like it would be 1 tall x 3.5 wide.
I’m looking to have Peter Quill, Owen, Andy and Emmet in the mix. possibly some other fun stuff including but not limited to previous roles, my family, eagles, american flags, guns, cool ford raptors, cigars, explosions, anything sly stallone, bloodsport, early steven segal, anything that looks bad ass and will say, “Hey this facebookprofile is chris’s and this is what he’s all about.” maybe some raptors, or even some largemouth bass or deer or trophy elk, maybe some cool guns or rollerblades or possibly even a nascar or a steak maybe even some corndogs. don’t ask me! you decide!
The Internet did not disappoint.
Go forth and photoshop, America!
(via Topless Robot, images via Jonathan wth, Christian Isaac Villalobos, Jake Chetwood, Butter MilkSky, Paulette Lithgow, and Glenn Triggs on Facebook)
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