Calamityware Plates, for When You Want Monsters With Dinner

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Fine blue-print china is all well and grand, but don’t you wish your collectible plates had a little more mayhem? Calamityware artist Don Moyer certainly does.

Moyer has updated the traditional designs of porcelain plates with a popular series of pleasingly fearsome beasts and monsters. If you purchase a design off his website, it will run you from $30-42, but contributors to the Calamity Kickstarter will get a nice discount. Check out Moyer’s charming video for more details:

Moyer already has an entire collection of beasts ready to wreak havoc on your household. Here’s a list of creatures currently available to pillage your plate:

Calamityware Plate 1: flying monkeys
Calamityware Plate 2: giant robot
Calamityware Plate 3: voracious sea monster
Calamityware Plate 4: pirates in the neighborhood
Calamityware Plate 5: UFO invasion

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Use Calamityware for devilishly fancy occasions or to make any wall more frightening. The plates also make excellent family scarelooms, er, heirlooms!

(via Boing Boing, image via Calamityware Dinner Plate 3 and Calamityware)


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