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The Story of A Lonely Dalek

It Goes Ding When There's Stuff

This is the story of the Lonely Dalek. He was lonely because all the other Daleks thought he was inferior. They thought he was inferior just because he was larger than every other Dalek.

Then one day (in a bit of name-based confusion) he visited the human celebration known as Burning Man. He spent the whole day making wonderful new friends. None of his new friends thought that he was inferior.

It all made him so happy that he exterminated every last man, woman, and child in attendance.

(Thanks, Mark!)

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