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Dorkly Offers New Interpretation of Batman’s Origin Story That Crushed Our Very Souls

Please tell me the utility belt has a tissue holder in it.

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What’s that? A 12 year old orphan sobbing as he watches his parents bleed out in an alleyway isn’t sad and horrific enough for you? Because Dorkly just raised the stakes considerably, and I do not like it. Well, okay, I like it from a narrative perspective, but as a fan of things not being horrible for the characters I like, I am not smiles times over here.

(via Dorkly)

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