comScore

Holy Universal Fix It Kit! Batman Left His Calling Card in the Duct Tape Aisle!

"There's a problem with the graphite, sir." "It's cool, Alfred. I'll just use the duct tape."

duct-tape-bat-cowl

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am on special for $2.98! Truly, if Batman has found duct tape—the universal solution to every problem—all of the evils of the world will soon be thwarted. As a man, he is just flesh and blood and can be destroyed. But as duct tape, he can be incorruptible, everlasting.

(via Fashionably Geek, image via Terihawk on Reddit)

Previously in Batman’s antics

Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

Have a tip we should know? tips@themarysue.com

Filed Under:

Follow The Mary Sue:

Dan is a video game modding hobbyist and secret ninja who lives in North Carolina with his wife, Lisa Brown, and his dog, Liz Lemon, both of whom are the best.