Holy Universal Fix It Kit! Batman Left His Calling Card in the Duct Tape Aisle!
"There's a problem with the graphite, sir." "It's cool, Alfred. I'll just use the duct tape."
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am on special for $2.98! Truly, if Batman has found duct tape—the universal solution to every problem—all of the evils of the world will soon be thwarted. As a man, he is just flesh and blood and can be destroyed. But as duct tape, he can be incorruptible, everlasting.
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