Anti-Cheating Ring Imprints “Married” Onto Finger, Reminds Us Not to Marry a Cheater
Most likely some kind of hilarious joke, this ring is not only made of titanium, but hides a dastardly secret: It imprints the word “married” onto your skin. You know, to stop you from cheating in that very small scenario that someone who knows you’re a cheater would buy you a ring because of it instead of leave you, and also for when the person you’re going to cheat with actually cares that you’re married.
Also also: For when the person wearing the ring doesn’t realize to just take it off an hour before they begin their cheating attempt so the skin imprint fades away in time. The Cheeky has this listed at $550, because, it’s halaris. The product description:
With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the ‘Club’ and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…’I’m Married’
Material: Made of strengthened Titanium. Life time guarantee, ‘til death and all that.