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Adorable Pirate and Makeup Related Video of the Day

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When I was a kid, pirate makeup was toasting the end of a cork on the stove and then rubbing the ash on your face to make a five-0’clock-shadow.

But we’re guessing neither of those techniques, while adorable, were used in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

(via The Hairpin.)

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