A Jedi Church? Pfft, They’re Just Unitarians

As someone raised in a Unitarian Universalist Church, there’s a lot in here that I can relate to. The abandonment of an actual credo or belief statement in favor of simply holding certain principles of the universe to be true. The inept communal singing of another religion’s hymns, with some of the words changed. The light saber battles.

Of course, Unitarians don’t remove children from the care of their parents (except for an hour or so during services, if they’re enrolled in an RE class) and our sex education program isn’t abstinence-only, which might have helped Anakin out somewhat.

Previously in Jedi

• Yoda Rescues a Shy Flower Girl
• The World’s Largest Light Saber Fight Looks Kind of a Mess
• Epic Star Wars Fan Film Trilogy