QVC Hosts Argue Over Whether the Moon Is a Star or Planet; We Weep for Science Education.

That's no moon. I don't know what it is, but it's definitely no moon.

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If you want to feel better about the state of science education in today’s world, pretend Shawn Killinger and Isaac Mizrahi are doing a scene from a Star Wars draft before the Death Star existed, where Obi Wan is just like, “That’s no moon. It’s a star!” Then Han is all, “NO. It’s a planet,” and then Obi Wan says, “Shut up, fool. You use parsecs to measure time.”

(via The Daily Dot)

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