Realistic Mario Reminds You Not to Try Breaking Bricks With Your Head at Home

Pete Holmes really likes to take our favorite things and point out the silly conceits we make for our suspension of disbelief, so now he wants to show us what Mario Bros. would be like in the real world. I mean, he's big Mario, so he clearly took some shrooms, which might explain why he thinks he can break bricks with his head to get gold coins.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Apr 10, 2014 02:51 pm

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.