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Jeffrey Alan Wagner is running for mayor of Minneapolis in an upcoming election. He promises that if he wins, he won’t go to the strip club anymore. He also seems to live in a lake. Mayor is too small for this man — let’s elect him president.
Hey, you know who this guy us reminds me of? John Slattery’s character from 30 Rock:
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