Do you hate Muslims so much that just shooting them is not good enough? Well, good news, you horrible monster — a small ammunition manufacturer has developed a bullet just for you, you venomously xenophobic nightmare of a human being. Idaho’s own Jihawg Ammunition is manufacturing bullets tipped in pink paint that has been infused with pork. The idea is that the presence of pork — which is haram, or forbidden, under the tenets of Islam — in the round will send Muslim faithful killed with the ammunition “straight to hell.”
While pork is forbidden by most branches of Islam, there’s nothing in the Qu’ran to indicate that consuming it is a Hell-worthy trespass. As for the question of whether pork-laced bullets would send someone to Hell, the jury is out. As far as we can tell, no Islamic scholars have addressed the issue. We’re going to go ahead and assume the folks at Jihawg Ammunition didn’t consult with their local imam on this issue, as that presumably would have required speaking to a Muslim for two minutes without shooting them.
Whether or not the bullets are capable of damning someone’s immortal soul, though, is kind of immaterial. After all, it’s the thought that counts here. Sadly, this hate-filled thought isn’t even original — a Virginia firm, Midnight Rider, sells a pork-based gun oil advertised for the same purpose. And really, both of these company’s are just biting on the style of John Wayne’s Comanche-hating cowboy from The Searchers, who shoots the eyes out of Comanche warriors to prevent them from being able to enter the spirit world.
Now folks, I’m not exactly up on my Bible, and I don’t pretend to know what happens after we shuffle off this mortal coil. Those sorts of questions are above my pay grade. If I had to make an educated guess as to things that would make someone end up in Hell, though, I think “spending your time on Earth LITERALLY selling hate and death in a box to make a buck” would be right near the top of the list.
(via PolicyMic, image via Facebook)
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