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When Lord of the Rings and The Office Combine, Nazgûl Get Really Chatty

by Jill Pantozzi | 1:13 pm, November 15th

Michael Scott’s got nothing on the Witch-king of Angmar. From Greenstorm Film, the folks who brought us the delightful grown-up Dora the Explorer spoof, comes this hilarious take on office life for Ringwraiths. I bet you never thought you’d hear a Black Rider say, “I’m trying to use The Google.”

(via OMFGeek!)

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http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7G4SWUX2MCWWXLMYNN347JMIZY Frodo Baggins

The 10th Wraith was a weak premise, but “What is this, November? About 4000 years” was genius.
http://www.facebook.com/qual6802 Noah Qualls

“I’m trying to use da google…”
R.O.U.S.

I love this so much.

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