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‘He seemed cool’: Los Angeles woman goes on first date with man she believes to be 23 years old. Then he tries to convince her to move to Miami

By Apr 23rd
‘We fought this effort with money’: Mike Johnson can’t hide how much he despises Democrats for winning Virginia

By Apr 23rd
Georgia Republican just exposed Donald Trump funneling another $500 million to a corporation while Americans drown in debt

By Apr 23rd
From catfishing to patronizing takes on her appearance by a looksmaxxer, this woman just went through the holy grail of tinder date fails

By Apr 23rd
Brother finds out who posted his sister’s nudes. Then realized the guy was standing right behind him: ‘smack him good’

By Apr 23rd
Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Apr 23rd
Trump Extends Ceasefire with Iran but Keeps the Naval Blockade

By Apr 23rd
‘You started this’: Hakeem Jeffries has one message for Donald Trump after losing Virginia

By Apr 23rd
Trump takes credit for sparing eight Iranian women from execution

By Apr 23rd
Oops, Donald Trump’s top terror official got busted on a sugar daddy site and is now under investigation

By Apr 23rd
‘Been waiting 36 years’: Disability rights advocates cry foul as Trump administration delays school accessibility rules just days before deadline

By Apr 23rd
Dave Chappelle hops on the Trump hate train, says he has ‘squandered’ the ‘opportunity’ to be a unifying force for Americans

By Apr 23rd
Many Epstein victims actually named these powerful men as abusers but how the FBI responded will leave you speechless

By Apr 23rd
US Secretary of the Navy Abruptly Departs from His Post

By Apr 23rd
Tennessee babysitter sensed something creepy when a mansion offered $25 an hour to watch a baby that never slept: ‘pale with intense green eyes’

By Apr 23rd
‘His political career is sinking one statement at a time’: Marco Rubio attempts to make a point about Iran, but then his hypocrisy takes center stage

By Apr 23rd
Woman goes shopping at Zara. Then she sees a new jean type. What is ‘carrot fit’?: ‘I’m officially a senior citizen’

By Apr 23rd
New York server stays past her shift to wait on table. Then she learns they ‘don’t believe in tipping’ once it’s too late

By Apr 23rd
Florida woman goes to ‘Tiger Woods bar’ on date. Then another bartender denies her service: ‘Sounds like he was trying to protect you’

By Apr 22nd
Florida woman says she’s done with dating apps. So she goes to Home Depot looking for a contractor: ‘6am-8am at the latest’

By Apr 22nd