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Vanilla Ice

  1. Video Shows Producer on Adam Sandler’s Ridiculous Six Telling Native American Actors to Leave “If You Are Overly Sensitive”

    "Here's the thing, if you are overly sensitive about it...then you should probably leave." <-----ACTUAL THING THEY SAID

    "You're trying to tell us what's disrespectful to us? You try to call us names, and we say it's disrespectful and you say it's not?"

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  2. VANILLA ICE to Play MARK TWAIN in Movie Directed By ADAM SANDLER, You Don’t Know the Half of It

    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere/ The ceremony of innocence is drowned.

    Remember back in October, when Adam Sandler announced that he'd signed a four-movie deal (one for each of the apocalypse's horsemen) with Netflix because the streaming service's name "“rhymes with wet chicks?” Well, the rough beast's hour has come round at last.

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  3. Vanilla Ice Hearkens Back to His TMNT Glory Days, Hawks Mac & Cheese

    In Which We Make A Terrible Pun

    Because, for all that "Ice Ice Baby" is a musical masterpiece of our (and any other) time, the indisputable highlight of Mr. Ice's career will always be his appearance in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. This commercial is cheesy in the best way. Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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  4. Florida Town Names Vanilla Ice Citizen Of The Year

    Yo, Model Citizen, let's kick it!

    On February 26th Wellington, Florida will name Rob Van Winkle, AKA rapper turned real estate mogul and Kraft enthusiast Vanilla Ice, with an Outstanding Citizen of The Year Award for his "spirit of giving and dedication." Ice is, indeed, working it.

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  5. Kraft Brings Out Vanilla Ice to Shill New Ninja Turtle Shaped Mac & Cheese

    Go stock boy, go stock boy, go!

    Kraft has some new Ninja Turtle-shaped macaroni & cheese. To sell it they've cast Vanilla Ice as a grocery store stock boy (Which might be his actual job right now. We're not sure what he's up to.)  to try to cash in on the nostalgia of his Ninja Turtles II anthem "Go Ninja, Go." Enjoy?

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  6. North Carolina School Announces Snow Day By Rapping “Ice Ice Baby” On Youtube

    Is what I'm feeling joy or secondhand embarrassment?

    As much as we like to joke up North about how the South freaks out when even so much as a light dusting of snow settles on their soil, we'll concede that icy roads are no laughing matter. Well, they weren't until the Head and Assistant Head of School at Durham Academy put up this video of them rapping like the dorky white guys they are.

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  7. Watch Adam Scott Deconstruct the Meaning Behind “Ice Ice Baby”

    Adam Scott, the actor that portrays Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation, happened to also play a part in Step Brothers, the 2008 Will Ferrell movie. For Step Brothers, Scott was required to memorize the lines to Vanilla Ice's perennial hit "Ice Ice Baby." While discussing this fact on Conan, he broke out the lyrics and started examining what it truly means to "flow like a harpoon" and "wax a chump like a candle." Check the video out after the jump.

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