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Jurassic Park

  1. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  2. The Mary Sue’s Favorite Moments From the Jurassic World Trailer

    Look, it's not every trailer that deserves to be dissected with nerd vigor but when you're the one who had solo sleepovers in your own living room to watch Jurassic Park on repeat you can bet your sweet bippy Jurassic World's trailer gets special treatment.

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  3. People Are Already Mad at Jurassic World‘s Inaccurate Science, so What Else Is New?

    They spared no insult.

    Scientists and dinosaur nerds with a huge knowledge of dinosaurs but not necessarily knowledge of what's practical in CGI aren't pleased with some of the aspects of Jurassic World shown in the first trailer. Yes, there's a movie about cloning dinosaurs from preserved blood in mosquitos and filling in any DNA gaps with the DNA of other species and still having those dinosaurs come out mostly resembling dinosaurs, and people are still nitpicking it. Welcome... to 1993 Park.

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  4. The Full Jurassic World Trailer Debuts and Suddenly I’m 11 Years Old Again

    Hold on to your butts.

    Enjoy the majesty that is Jurassic World.

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  5. There Is Now Sheet Music Of Jeff Goldblum’s Beautiful Laugh From Jurassic Park

    "heh heh heh heh / hrr rr / heh heh heh heh huh!"

    "But how can I emulate Jeff Goldblum's epic laugh with exact tonal perfection?" you wonder to yourself aloud on the subway, while other passengers attempt to avoid eye contact. Look no further friend; we have your answers.

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  6. We’re Officially Getting Jurassic World LEGO Sets. Someone Must Have Said the Magic Word.

    Please, dammit!

    Chris Pratt continues to be inextricable from tiny plastic bricks as Universal has announced that LEGO will be a Jurassic World licensing partner. Tiny pastic dinosaurs incoming!

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  7. Jurassic World Teaser Image or Simply Nostalgia in Colin Trevorrow’s Latest Tweet?

    Poor Newman.

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  8. This Video Involves a Cute Dog and Jurassic Park, So Don’t Even Pretend You Won’t Watch It

    Cute finds a way.

    Writes YouTuber Kevin Fuller: "Marv turned 1 today and was quite embarrassed about the gift I gave him." Aw, Marv. You look splendid. Stay to the end of this video—it is absolutely worth it.

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  9. Jeff Goldblum Sings His Lyrics To The Jurassic Park Theme Song, You’re Welcome

    Goldbluming all day every day.

    So you know Jeff Goldblum performs a live jazz show every Wednesday night in Los Angeles, right? As part of his set, he and his band play the Jurassic Park theme song - and Goldblum adds some lyrics on top. Everyone's favorite human (just mine?) stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers, where he performed his rendition - and got the audience to join in. Bless.

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  10. Jurassic World Director Pays Tribute to the Late Richard Attenborough With a John Hammond Statue Reveal

    We spared no expense.

    Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow tweeted this lovely tribute to the late Sir Richard Attenborough.

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