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Jurassic Park

  1. Get a Look Inside Jurassic World With Featurette, “Raptor Encounter” Universal Orlando Attraction, and Tracks From the Score

    Lots of things have survived.

    We're mere weeks away from Jurassic World's opening night, which means we're at about peak marketing blitz, so here's even more of the film to immerse yourself in with the "A Look Inside" featurette, a new Universal Orlando theme park attraction feat. raptors, and some mood music for getting chomped by a T. Rex.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Adorably Epic Star Wars Yarns

    Let the felt flow through you.

    Like tiny felt Greedo and Han? Then you'll probably be all about Jack and Holman Wang's new book, Star Wars Epic Yarns.

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  3. What We Should Have Learned From Jurassic Park

    The Internet is Jurassic Park IRL.

    The Internet community is the Jurassic Park of our society. Both manmade inventions which began as really cool theories executed with enthusiasm and precision, and they were complete disasters from the start.

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  4. “This Is So Fun. You Know How Fun This Is? This Is So Fun!” Dino Talk With Chris Pratt

    So you just went and made a new movie?

    I'm beginning to suffer from Jurassic World fatigue (stop giving away all the secrets, Trevorrow!), but I defy you not to enjoy this featurette of Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and noted dinosaur-killer Steven Spielberg talking about the enduring appeal of Jurassic Park.

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  5. Jurassic World Will Ignore The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3, Just Like Most Fans

    Something nothing has survived. Move along.

    Remember that time a Tyrannosaurus got loose and stalked around the suburbs in the middle of the night? Good. Neither does Jurassic World. Mr. Spielberg, we've decided not to endorse your sequels.

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  6. Father/Daughter Team Expertly Recreates Jurassic Park in Stop Motion

    Hold onto your bricks.

    Paul Hollingsworth wanted to prove to his daughter that she could do anything with over $100,000 worth of LEGO—they spared no expense—and boy did he ever succeed. Their animated, abridged version of the original Jurassic Park nails the important moments from the original with all the personality and block jokes you'd expect from a LEGO production. Hailee Hollingsworth must be one clever girl.

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  7. Ooh and Ahh at the LEGO Jurassic World Trailer, Then Commence the Running and Screaming

    They're uh... they're blocking this way.

    LEGO Jurassic World spans four Jurassic movies complete with iconic lines lifted directly from the official audio. Here's hoping for a LEGO version of Jeff Goldblum's iconic laugh.

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  8. Jurassic World Parody Trailer Gives Raptor Motorcycle Gang Fans What They Really Want

    Goldblums do move in herds!

    I'd watch the feature length version of this movie for sure.

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  9. The First Teaser For LEGO Jurassic World Features Jaw-Dropping T-rex Comedy

    "I have a big head, and little arms!"

    YES! As if a LEGO Jurassic World game wasn't enough cause for celebration, this first teaser lets us know the game will cover ALL the films - Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III, and Jurassic World.

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  10. Jurassic World‘s Genetically Modified “Indominus Rex” Revealed, and It’s One Terrifying Clever Girl

    One Rex to rule them all.

    We caught a glimpse of its feet and seemingly opposable thumbs in the Jurassic World trailer, but the official site has finally given us the dinosaur reveal we've all been waiting for!

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  11. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  12. New Find Suggests Raptors Did Hunt in Packs, Years of Jurassic Park Nightmares Validated

    They do move in herds hunt in packs!

    While it's still an awesome movie, the years may not have been kind to the way dinosaurs were depicted in Jurassic Park. However, a new discovery may lend validity to one of the most frightening parts: that raptors really were clever, pack hunting girls.

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  13. Jurassic Sweet Illustrations: Half Dinosaur, Half Dessert

    Depends what kind of doughnut they cooked up in that lab.

    We might not know exactly what Jurassic World's genetically-enhanced dinos look like yet, but odds are they won't be nearly as adorable as illustrator Alejo Malia's "Jurassic Sweet" creatures. Hold onto your bundts!

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  14. Get Yer Warm & Fuzzies From Andry Rajoelina’s Super Families Art

    The family that plays together, stays together.

    A while back we posted Andry Rajoelina's set of superhero parents/kids but there's been developments! Now we get to see a slew of these delightful scenarios played out with some of our favorite characters from video games, movies, and television.

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  15. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  16. The Mary Sue’s Favorite Moments From the Jurassic World Trailer

    Look, it's not every trailer that deserves to be dissected with nerd vigor but when you're the one who had solo sleepovers in your own living room to watch Jurassic Park on repeat you can bet your sweet bippy Jurassic World's trailer gets special treatment.

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  17. People Are Already Mad at Jurassic World‘s Inaccurate Science, so What Else Is New?

    They spared no insult.

    Scientists and dinosaur nerds with a huge knowledge of dinosaurs but not necessarily knowledge of what's practical in CGI aren't pleased with some of the aspects of Jurassic World shown in the first trailer. Yes, there's a movie about cloning dinosaurs from preserved blood in mosquitos and filling in any DNA gaps with the DNA of other species and still having those dinosaurs come out mostly resembling dinosaurs, and people are still nitpicking it. Welcome... to 1993 Park.

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  18. The Full Jurassic World Trailer Debuts and Suddenly I’m 11 Years Old Again

    Hold on to your butts.

    Enjoy the majesty that is Jurassic World.

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  19. There Is Now Sheet Music Of Jeff Goldblum’s Beautiful Laugh From Jurassic Park

    "heh heh heh heh / hrr rr / heh heh heh heh huh!"

    "But how can I emulate Jeff Goldblum's epic laugh with exact tonal perfection?" you wonder to yourself aloud on the subway, while other passengers attempt to avoid eye contact. Look no further friend; we have your answers.

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  20. We’re Officially Getting Jurassic World LEGO Sets. Someone Must Have Said the Magic Word.

    Please, dammit!

    Chris Pratt continues to be inextricable from tiny plastic bricks as Universal has announced that LEGO will be a Jurassic World licensing partner. Tiny pastic dinosaurs incoming!

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