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Jurassic Park

  1. Father/Daughter Team Expertly Recreates Jurassic Park in Stop Motion

    Hold onto your bricks.

    Paul Hollingsworth wanted to prove to his daughter that she could do anything with over $100,000 worth of LEGO—they spared no expense—and boy did he ever succeed. Their animated, abridged version of the original Jurassic Park nails the important moments from the original with all the personality and block jokes you'd expect from a LEGO production. Hailee Hollingsworth must be one clever girl.

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  2. Ooh and Ahh at the LEGO Jurassic World Trailer, Then Commence the Running and Screaming

    They're uh... they're blocking this way.

    LEGO Jurassic World spans four Jurassic movies complete with iconic lines lifted directly from the official audio. Here's hoping for a LEGO version of Jeff Goldblum's iconic laugh.

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  3. Jurassic World Parody Trailer Gives Raptor Motorcycle Gang Fans What They Really Want

    Goldblums do move in herds!

    I'd watch the feature length version of this movie for sure.

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  4. The First Teaser For LEGO Jurassic World Features Jaw-Dropping T-rex Comedy

    "I have a big head, and little arms!"

    YES! As if a LEGO Jurassic World game wasn't enough cause for celebration, this first teaser lets us know the game will cover ALL the films - Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III, and Jurassic World.

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  5. Jurassic World‘s Genetically Modified “Indominus Rex” Revealed, and It’s One Terrifying Clever Girl

    One Rex to rule them all.

    We caught a glimpse of its feet and seemingly opposable thumbs in the Jurassic World trailer, but the official site has finally given us the dinosaur reveal we've all been waiting for!

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  6. Today We Learned: Jurassic Park Raptors Make Noises Not Unlike Tortoises Having Sex

    Next time you watch, I hope you have this mental image in your head.

    I say "not unlike" because it is. It is the noise tortoises make when having sex. It is exactly that noise.

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  7. New Find Suggests Raptors Did Hunt in Packs, Years of Jurassic Park Nightmares Validated

    They do move in herds hunt in packs!

    While it's still an awesome movie, the years may not have been kind to the way dinosaurs were depicted in Jurassic Park. However, a new discovery may lend validity to one of the most frightening parts: that raptors really were clever, pack hunting girls.

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  8. Jurassic Sweet Illustrations: Half Dinosaur, Half Dessert

    Depends what kind of doughnut they cooked up in that lab.

    We might not know exactly what Jurassic World's genetically-enhanced dinos look like yet, but odds are they won't be nearly as adorable as illustrator Alejo Malia's "Jurassic Sweet" creatures. Hold onto your bundts!

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  9. Get Yer Warm & Fuzzies From Andry Rajoelina’s Super Families Art

    The family that plays together, stays together.

    A while back we posted Andry Rajoelina's set of superhero parents/kids but there's been developments! Now we get to see a slew of these delightful scenarios played out with some of our favorite characters from video games, movies, and television.

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  10. Don’t Worry About Great White Sharks, Jurassic World’s Director Talks Feeding Time & Raptor Gangs

    Hang in there.

    NOM NOM NOM.

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  11. The Mary Sue’s Favorite Moments From the Jurassic World Trailer

    Look, it's not every trailer that deserves to be dissected with nerd vigor but when you're the one who had solo sleepovers in your own living room to watch Jurassic Park on repeat you can bet your sweet bippy Jurassic World's trailer gets special treatment.

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  12. People Are Already Mad at Jurassic World‘s Inaccurate Science, so What Else Is New?

    They spared no insult.

    Scientists and dinosaur nerds with a huge knowledge of dinosaurs but not necessarily knowledge of what's practical in CGI aren't pleased with some of the aspects of Jurassic World shown in the first trailer. Yes, there's a movie about cloning dinosaurs from preserved blood in mosquitos and filling in any DNA gaps with the DNA of other species and still having those dinosaurs come out mostly resembling dinosaurs, and people are still nitpicking it. Welcome... to 1993 Park.

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  13. The Full Jurassic World Trailer Debuts and Suddenly I’m 11 Years Old Again

    Hold on to your butts.

    Enjoy the majesty that is Jurassic World.

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  14. There Is Now Sheet Music Of Jeff Goldblum’s Beautiful Laugh From Jurassic Park

    "heh heh heh heh / hrr rr / heh heh heh heh huh!"

    "But how can I emulate Jeff Goldblum's epic laugh with exact tonal perfection?" you wonder to yourself aloud on the subway, while other passengers attempt to avoid eye contact. Look no further friend; we have your answers.

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  15. We’re Officially Getting Jurassic World LEGO Sets. Someone Must Have Said the Magic Word.

    Please, dammit!

    Chris Pratt continues to be inextricable from tiny plastic bricks as Universal has announced that LEGO will be a Jurassic World licensing partner. Tiny pastic dinosaurs incoming!

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  16. Jurassic World Teaser Image or Simply Nostalgia in Colin Trevorrow’s Latest Tweet?

    Poor Newman.

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  17. This Video Involves a Cute Dog and Jurassic Park, So Don’t Even Pretend You Won’t Watch It

    Cute finds a way.

    Writes YouTuber Kevin Fuller: "Marv turned 1 today and was quite embarrassed about the gift I gave him." Aw, Marv. You look splendid. Stay to the end of this video—it is absolutely worth it.

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  18. Jeff Goldblum Sings His Lyrics To The Jurassic Park Theme Song, You’re Welcome

    Goldbluming all day every day.

    So you know Jeff Goldblum performs a live jazz show every Wednesday night in Los Angeles, right? As part of his set, he and his band play the Jurassic Park theme song - and Goldblum adds some lyrics on top. Everyone's favorite human (just mine?) stopped by Late Night with Seth Meyers, where he performed his rendition - and got the audience to join in. Bless.

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  19. Jurassic World Director Pays Tribute to the Late Richard Attenborough With a John Hammond Statue Reveal

    We spared no expense.

    Jurassic World director Colin Trevorrow tweeted this lovely tribute to the late Sir Richard Attenborough.

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  20. Legendary British Thesp Sir Richard Attenborough, 90, Passes Away

    We've lost another one: Oscar-winning director and actor Sir Richard Attenborough passed away yesterday at the age of 90.

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