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  1. When You Deny Evolution, You Aren’t Nearly as Cute as This Dog Denying Evolution

    You're also wrong, just like the dog.

    According to this video, 46% of Americans don't believe in evolution, and as it turns out, neither do 100% of dogs. At least YouTube user Steve Gerben's dog Jiggs doesn't, and he'll tell you why in this video. The dog is also wearing a tie, which doesn't help its credibility, but does make it look adorable.

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  2. Judge Rules IKEA Monkey Won’t Be Returned to Former Owner

    Does she at least get the little coat back?

    The IKEA monkey caught the Internet's attention a few months ago because, well, it was a monkey in a coat at IKEA and that's the sort of thing the Internet loves. A custody battle erupted after the monkey was apprehended, and a judge has ruled that it shouldn't be returned to its former owner. What's to become of IKEA monkey?

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  3. Ground Finch Genome Sequenced to Honor Darwin, Tell Finches Apart

    Scientists have sequenced the genome of the medium ground finch, marking the unassuming bird's second contribution to the wonderful world of science. The first? This finch (geospiza fortis) is one of Darwin's Finches, one of many varieties of finch species studied by the revered naturalist on his trip to the Galapagos Islands, where he laid the groundwork for his theory of evolution. Its contributions to evolutionary science may not be over, as researchers hope to use their new insights to the finch genome as a tool to explore evolution in real time. Though it does occur to us that this seems like a lot of responsibility to lay at the feet of a tiny bird that probably just wants to eat seeds all day. We promise, though, medium ground finch, after that you can hit the showers. Good hustle, get some rest.

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