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Actresses With Steve Buscemi’s Eyes

by Jamie Frevele | 5:44 pm, April 11th

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Sometimes the internet shows you things that make you super excited and you run out and show them to everybody. And sometimes the internet shows you things that you have that are so weird and inexplicable that you have to run out and show everybody just so that other people can feel the same pain. So, someone took the time to superimpose and then blend the eyes of famous culty actor Steve Buscemi onto various Hollywood starlets known for their ability to not look like Steve Buscemi. (Who we love, but if we’re being honest …) Just be glad we’re not leaving you with this as our last image of the day. (You’re welcome.)

These are the Olsen twins, Mary Kate and Ashley. And this is what Full House really did to them.

Halle Berry suffers from ragweed allergies.

Scarlett Johansson partied for 74 hours before this picture was taken.

Hilary Swank is not keeping up with her contractual cosmetic surgery obligations.

And Ke$ha actually always looks like this.

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  • Anonymous

    Can’t…. unsee…*death rattle*

    But seriously, you forgot to edit that Ke$ha picture.

  • http://mysnapshotsintime.wordpress.com/ Kerry Pietrobon

    disturbing – something you can never unsee…………………………..

  • Mccscott71

    good reason for sunglasses, by cracky!

  • http://hellovisualdoll.blogspot.com Amelie May

    Aside from this being hilarious, I actually find it amazing just how much of an effect this shows that the eyes have on attractiveness. Even if the rest of the face is perfect(ly photoshopped), if the eyes are Steve Buscemi’s then it all just throws itself out the window.

  • Nndaia

    Half the problem here isn’t the eyes, though; it’s that the eyes are the wrong position or shape for the face. Photoshopping any set of ranwom eyes onto any face would have this effect more often than not, especially if the faces are particularly smooth-skinned.

  • Kt

    Is anyone going to comment on the fact that Buscemi is totally famous, despite these eyes, but these women would likely never have gotten anywhere (and some of these women are Oscar winning) in the business if they really looked like this?

  • Jethro

    Not true. Susan Sarandon; every bit as ugly as Stevie-B, but still made it to the top.