Ah, robots. Robots, robots, robots, robots, robots, robots, robots… the questions abound! What are robots like? What do robots want? Perhaps the thorniest problem facing any young human is finding a robot in the first place. This one was found on a street corner and seemed to be down on his luck. Maybe he could get a job in Hollywood?
He could certainly do better than this miscreant, the turnstyle dodging jerk:
And now that I’ve seen one robot doing it I can only assume that it was how all these guys got there too. Where are the robot transit police, I ask you?
Here’s an honorable soul, getting himself around on only the power of his own giant battery.
Oh, and now this guy’s hailing a cab.
I guess he had places to be after all. Welp, see you later, robot.