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#CrushItLikeQuint With Jaws Beer Can Re-Release

Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.

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We tend to focus more on sci-fi and fantasy movies here at Geekosystem, but any film geek will tell you it doesn’t get much better than Jaws. To celebrate how great Jaws is, and how great Shark Week used to be, the Narragansett Brewery re-released their classic can famously crushed by Quint the film. Oh, show me the way to go home…

The cans were released earlier this month, so we’re admittedly a little late to the party on this, but I’m pretty sure my film degree would be revoked if I didn’t bring this to your attention. As evidenced by the fact that I was at a party yesterday where the throwback cans were being served, you can still find them.

Besides the can being a great throwback to Jaws, Narragansett lager is a fine and tasty adult beverage UNLESS YOU ARE UNDERAGE THEN IT’S TERRIBLE AND YOU SHOULDN’T DRINK ANY. Drink responsibly, and all that, everyone. You wouldn’t want to drink so much that you get lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

Time to watch Jaws again. Just kidding. It’s always time to watch Jaws again.

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies…

(Narragansett via John Holl, image via Narragansett)

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