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Madéleine Flores Has a Guide to Dressing for Your Body Type [No Seriously Come Look At This]

by Susana Polo | 12:11 pm, November 28th, 2012

This is but one third of cartoonist Madéleine Flores‘ guide to dressing for different body types. You can find the rest here. Also she does a webcomic!

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Anonymous

Cute! This is the kind of dress guide I could have used as a teenager :)
http://twitter.com/valeriej Valerie Juarez

I especially love this because it reminds me of my Dwarf in Pathfinder who smashed enemies with her Warhammer.
http://wrongsirwrong.blogspot.com/ Magic Xylophone

I’m trying to think of a single fat person who wouldn’t look cool carrying around a comically oversized hammer…

Hm…

Nope, it’s all of them. A hammer for every fat person, say I.

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