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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Looks Like Exactly the Right Kind of Dumb

A normal person might ask: Jeremy Renner. You are an Academy Award nominated actor, and fresh off the third highest grossing movie in history. What are you doing in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters? We know: Jeremy Renner just wants us to be happy.

(via IGN.)


  • Anonymous

    I will watch this and I will love it. Not all movies need to be serious.

  • TDF Pamela

    This looks amazingly cheesy, and I can’t freaking wait to see it. [gets popcorn ready]

  • theothermagdalene

    I am reminded very strong of Slither with how little this movie takes itself seriously and just wants to have fun.

  • TheSquirrel

    Heh, drawings of missing children on milk bottles.

  • Mieko Gavia

    Is it just me, or does his gun look very…um…phallic?

  • Kaela PerLee

    I’m really excited about this.

  • PJ

    As awesome as this may look. I can’t stand to watch movies where “witches” are being depicted as they were years ago. Anti-witch propaganda at it’s best. I know it’s a childhood story elaborated but lots of women died because the masses pushed against them and persecuted them to the fullest extent. It just reminds me of what my ancestors had to deal with. And the negative impact that these types of movies give to the culture still today.