[Editor’s Note: Warning, this video contains very strong, NSFW language.] Wow, Michael Shannon. Wow. Here, take this. In case you haven’t heard this story yet, what the actor is reading is a real email written by a sorority president to her sisters. The woman ripped them a new one for some…something…look, anything I can say here will leave me looking like I dislike sororities, and I don’t, so I’ll just shut up. You watch now.
And if you’d like to hear a more literal, rather than dramatic, reading of the infamous email, Alison Haislip has you covered.