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Earth’s Cutest, Roundest, Mightiest Heroes: The Sealvengers

by Susana Polo | 5:42 pm, April 19th, 2012

To quote Max, “Iron Seal is the best, THE BEST. It’s a seal in a can with a flip-top lid!” At least, that was his response to being presented with Zenyr’s Seal Avengers. I like him because he has two moustaches. See the rest of this rolly-polly world saving team below.

(Sketchlock via Wonderful Girl)

TAGS: Black Widow | Captain America | Hawkeye | Iron Man | The Avengers | The Hulk | Thor

Frodo Baggins

Are those black smears mouths, or mustaches?
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/2CPPWAPGJVAZ7A2Z6MLZKXKIPE Anthony

They’re harp seals. Baby Harp seals have black-fur around the mouth.
Frodo Baggins

Huh! So they do. Ya learn something every day.
http://twitter.com/DBSomi Amy

So cute! But where is Iron Manatee?

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