The Wolverine As Directed By Woody Allen Is A Very Different Movie

Official Comedy has finally answered the question on everyone’s mind since the X-Men films first came out: What would this look like with more Woody Allen? Well, apparently it means Rogue is Annie Hall, Professor X is Wolverine’s therapist, and Cyclops is whatever character Tony Roberts is playing. All of my fellow nerdy Jews out there, it’s time to get in touch with our cultural roots.

Maybe next time we could get Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in a Woody Allen movie directed like a big-budget action film– that would be something to see.

(via The Daily Dot)

Previously in Wolverine

• The Wolverine Puppet Musical You’ve Always Wanted
• Oh. My. Bub. It’s Wolverine Meets Adventure Time
• Things We Saw Today: Someone Managed To Improve The Excellent The Wolverine Poster

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