The Internet Is Celebrating Donald Trump’s Birthday the Only Way They Know How: With Vicious Sarcasm
Today is Donald Trump’s birthday.
I’m not entirely sure what to do with that information. It’s not like we’re going to throw him a party. Twitter, though, is full of people wishing him a “happy” birthday, internet-style. Which is to say, with a whole lot of snark.
— Risco (@jrisco) June 14, 2017
Yup, people really want to let Donald Trump know just how much they appreciate him on his special day.
Happy Birthday @realDonaldTrump!
You’ve been working so hard. You deserve the day off.
— Frederick Douglass (@HITEXECUTIVE) June 14, 2017
June 14 is Donald Trump’s 71st birthday! For the event every American must do something to make America great again. Easy for Trump: RESIGN!
— John Dean (@JohnWDean) June 14, 2017
I’ve never Wished Someone a ‘Horrible Birthday” But…
President Trump, I hope you have a Horrible Birthday!
— Impeach Donald Trump (@Impeach_D_Trump) June 14, 2017
Today’s @realDonaldTrump birthday – what can his administration officials get him? After all they already gave him their souls and dignity
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@Deanofcomedy) June 14, 2017
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) June 14, 2017
What do you get a man like Trump for his birthday?
On Donald Trump’s birthday, a record number of congressmen sued him. https://t.co/CUwbaWdKNC
— Dan Diamond (@ddiamond) June 14, 2017
Donald Trump celebrates his 71st birthday with one of the worst approval ratings of all time https://t.co/UiQkGxzlbd
— Mark Saxenmeyer (@saxenmeyer) June 14, 2017
It certainly is a special day.
Trump turned 71 today. Can’t wait for him to trade himself in for a younger, hotter himself.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 14, 2017
World War 3 will start over who doesn’t call Trump today on his birthday.
— Brook Lundy (@brooklundy1) June 14, 2017
It’s more than a little disconcerting to see Twitter throw birthday balloons up on his account, isn’t it? Right over a message about today’s horrific shooting, no less.
.@realDonaldTrump Get the birthday balloons off your Twitter page. You’re the President.
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) June 14, 2017
Is this a good time to mention that today also happens to be my birthday?
happy birthday to everyone born on june 14th except donald trump
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) June 14, 2017
Well, thank you.
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