“Will It Blend” Blender Will Not Blend Keys

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Blendtec’s Total Blenders are Internet famous thanks to the “Will It Blend?” series, wherein they successfully slice-and-dice the gadget du jour; however, Austin Howard of Lansing, Michigan managed to mangle one of the $400 blenders with a humble set of keys. Howard: “I’m officially a theoretical Internet millionaire.”

(Austin Howard via TDW via Gizmodo)

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