Back again are ya’?
Listen kid, I thought I told you not to come around here again. Ya’ broke the Code of Silence asked me about Fire Force, and I told ya to skedaddle. Now ya’ wanna come back around, darkenin’ my doorstep, ta’ axe me about Sabo? Whaddaya know about Sabo? Who told ya’ that name!? GET IN HERE.
*the door slams behind you*
Listen kid, I’m not even supposed to be talking about Sabo. The Big Kahuna. The Thief Turned Chief. The Number #2. And you wouldn’t be axing about him neither if ya’ knew what was good for youse. So I’m only gonna say this once. Sabo is a big shot. A bigwig. A big cheese. He’s second in command of the Revahlutionary Army. Whose the Revahlutionary Army? Oh nobody, just the most powerful military force in the known world. They’re in the exact opposite of cahoots with the World Govahment, and are always tryna give ’em the old “one-two how-do-you-do?” whenever they get the chance.
And ya’ want some sprinkles on that there scoop? I thought so. I told you Sabo was second in command right? Ya’ wanna know who he reports to? Luffy’s daddy, that’s who. His boss is the Supreme Commander of the Revahlutionary Army, Monkey D. Dragon. Luffy’s old man. Turns out Luffy’s pops found Sabo when he was a down-on-his-luck thief. His heart must have been beatin’ in a sympathetic rhythm that day, cause he took the kid in and taught him everything he knew. And now Sabo is the kinda guy who you wanna get in good with, cause getting in the opposite of good with the guy could lead to some bad consahquences if you catch my drift. And if ya get in bad with Sabo, you’re gonna get in bad with Luffy himself. Wanna know why? Cause Luffy and Sabo are sworn brothers. Womb to tomb. Sperm to worm. First breath to nautical death. Seawater runs thicker than blood.
So ya’ got your infahmation, now VAMANOS. FLY THE COUP. MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
…I really gotta quit this job.
Featured image credit: Toei animation
