Okay, People: Here is What the Fox Actually Says [Video]
They also don't float either, in case you were wondering.
All right, we’ve had enough of this “wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow” and the “joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff” nonsense. We know that the fox says, and it sounds like this.
Creepy as heck, right? Never mind the added Fox and the Hound related emotions that watching a video like this can engender in a person. I’m definitely not projecting any feelings on loneliness and despair onto that poor shrieking fox. No sir.