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Vampire Jeff Goldblum Waltzes With Little Girl in Goosebumps-Based 90’s Videogame

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Man, if someone had told me that in the ’90s they made a Myst game based on Goosebumps books, I’d have… still not played it because I was scared of scary stories.

If you want to hear the dialogue, you should probably turn the volume up, but we’ll give you a hint as to what he’s doing: he’s being Jeff Goldblum. Just like he has been in everything he’s ever been in. We started the video almost six minutes in, but no, there’s really no other context in here. At least not any that would make you more comfortable with this situation.

What you see is what you get. Oh, and stick around a bit until 11:30 for more Jeff Goldblum in a ridiculous robe action.

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