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We Memed the Best of Tom Hardy’s MySpace Profile

"If you suck you suck..If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you."

“If you suck you suck..If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you.”

Actor Tom Hardy’s MySpace page perfectly encapsulates the social network. While others are sharing his amazingly posed photos, we thought we’d have a little fun with his prolific “about me” section instead.

Keep in mind, all of these are pulled straight from his “about us” section, which is really just one long stream of consciousness.

"I act for a living now adopting characters for money"

“I act for a living now adopting characters for money”

"I have a head like a disco ball"

“I have a head like a disco ball”

"it is a languague I was born into"

“it is a languague I was born into”

"I’ll clean up my side of the street promptly admitting where I am wrong"

“I’ll clean up my side of the street promptly admitting where I am wrong”

"I laugh at bullies."

“I laugh at bullies.”

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“My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult.”

"left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor."

“left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor.”

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“I am a goldfish walking through a desert.”

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Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” (TheNerdyBird.com). She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."