“If you suck you suck..If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you.”
Actor Tom Hardy’s MySpace page perfectly encapsulates the social network. While others are sharing his amazingly posed photos, we thought we’d have a little fun with his prolific “about me” section instead.
Keep in mind, all of these are pulled straight from his “about us” section, which is really just one long stream of consciousness.
“I act for a living now adopting characters for money”
“I have a head like a disco ball”
“it is a languague I was born into”
“I’ll clean up my side of the street promptly admitting where I am wrong”
“I laugh at bullies.”
“My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult.”
“left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor.”
“I am a goldfish walking through a desert.”
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