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Ellen Page and Kate Mara Are The True Detectives We Deserve In This Parody

But not the ones we're actually getting, of course.

Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page from Kate Mara

Ellen Page and Kate Mara star in this Funny or Die parody called Tiny Detective, because they’re tiny, wonderful humans; but their vertical challenges might make crime solving a bit difficult. Is it wrong that I would rather watch a whole season of Tiny Detective than a single episode of Vince Vaughn in actual True Detective?

Also: bonus Ray Vecchio cameo for any of you Due South fans out there. Just me? Just me.

(via HuffPo)

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