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ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
GotG Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack
It's got what plants crave!
Groot and Rocket Raccoon have a very unique friendship. One is quite calm and grounded (he is a tree, after all) and one is smaller and much more hyper. And yet, put the two together and you have instant, galactic besties! In celebration of this friendship (and to conquer the vile villain known as thirst), we're proud to present this GotG Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack.
The GotG Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack is a limited-run beverage set which features collector-quality bottles, special packaging, and a certificate of authenticity (the Collector just loves that part). But it's not just for show - it's also a masterful drink combination. Groot Beer is the best root beer we've ever tasted - creamy, non-caffeinated, and cool, with hints of anise, vanilla, and toffee. Rocket Fuel, in comparison, is a potent energy shot full of pep, vitamins, and loads of caffeine. If you want the best possible team to fight for justice, pour your Rocket Fuel into your Groot Beer. You'll instantly be both mellow and full of caffeinated vigor. And, you'll be ready to defend this, or any, galaxy from the forces of evil. Get hooked on a feeling, and get your GotG Collector's Edition Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack today!
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Power Wheels Desert Drifters
Who run Bartertown?
Have you noticed your child likes to play with cars, but in a very violent and anarchistic way? Do they set up elaborate chases complete with explosions and insane vehicular stunts? Think your young child could be the next Max Rockatansky (commonly known as Mad Max)? Well, it's time to find out with these Power Wheels Desert Drifters!
Power Wheels Desert Drifters are the Power Wheels you coveted as a child, but all done up Mad Max-style - complete with spikes, spears, and other automatic weapons (of the foam dart variety). Your kids can pretend to be rogue gangs, by-the-book or disillusioned MFP officers, or just regular folks trying desperately to survive in a dystopian version of the future Land Down Under. These Power Wheels Desert Drifters have a top forward speed of 7.5 mph and can take quite a lot of hits (and driving) before needing a battery recharge. That's right, with Power Wheels Desert Drifters, your kids won't be fighting over gasoline - they'll be fighting over the extension cord. Just make sure they understand who runs Bartertown. YOU run Bartertown!
Power Wheels Desert Drifters
Power Wheels Desert Drifters
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Do It YourSelfie 360º Selfie Rig
New words and phrases get created all the time to describe the world in which we live. Like "bullet time" and "selfie." And, just like Shakespeare, we like to pair words up and see what new things can be created. Also, we like taking things to the extreme. Combining all of these desires and the words mentioned earlier, we created the Do It YourSelfie 360º Selfie Rig. Keep reading to see how this crazy contraption is going to revolutionize the selfie-sphere!
The Do It YourSelfie 360º Selfie Rig is a torso-mounted rig to allow you to take full 360º selfies. Of course, you'll need to supply your own cameras (GoPros work great), but this rig will make sure they are all properly spaced, supported, and aimed. Load the free app into your phone and you'll be able to take a selfie all the way around your head any time you wish! Also, the app helps you stitch them together and export them as an animated gif or movie to all major social media sites. The Do It YourSelfie 360º Selfie Rig is THE rig for the selfie-ographer who wants to take the art form (is it?) to the next level. Front, back, and all around, the Do It YourSelfie 360º Selfie Rig will make sure every inch of your cranium is captured - because you never know what the back of your head is really doing! True DIY (do it yourselfie)!
Please Note: Cameras not included
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
Now you're playing with steam!
Steam is one of the best ways to find and play video games - especially if you like playing with a vibrant community of players. We love Steam. We love Steam so much, we had to be one of the companies who developed our own Steam Machine. But we wanted to make sure that our console was something special - something different. We sent a missive to Captain Jules (our favorite Time Pirate) and he found us the perfect configuration for our Steam Machine. Presenting the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet!
The Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet is a Video game console that is literally a steam machine. That is, it is steam powered! Using a patent-pending miniature boiler mechanism, a stationary steam engine produces all the electricity you need to play your games. Of course you’ll need to keep a close eye on the boiler pressure, stoke the fire, grease all internal lubrication points, and properly rectify the output voltage, but isn’t the enjoyment you’ll receive worth it? Included is one wired Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet controller - itself a work of steampunk art. With many tweaks and lights and valves (get it?), the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet is the Steam Machine to rule them all. Plus, if you have an alternate power source for your television and internet, the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet will keep you gaming even if the electricity goes out! Talk about gaming off the grid.
Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Voltron Cat Condo
Form Blazing Kitties!
From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of Voltron, Defender of the Universe, a mighty cat condo, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the good pets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible menace threatened the galaxy: stale kibble. Voltron was needed once more. This is the story of the super force of space explorers, specially-trained and sent by the Alliance to sleep and play and, well, sleep some more within Voltron, Defender of the Universe!
This Voltron Cat Condo provides multiple levels for you and your cats' enjoyment. There are ground-level play tunnels covered in fleece. The solid wood platforms of the chest allow your feline to stretch out and watch the world go by. There's complete interior access to all levels for cats who might prefer more privacy while saving the universe. Got "tree dwellers" who like to climb? Watch them form the head! And the uplifted arm creates a cozy enclosure for safe daytime naps. Add sisal to the outside of some or all of the play tunnels to extend the life of your condo. LET'S GO, KITTEN FORCE!
Voltron Cat Condo
Voltron Cat Condo
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Voltron Cat Condo
GoT Hodor Travel Buddy
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
Game of Thrones Clue
Game of Thrones Clue
Game of Thrones Clue
Game of Thrones Clue
Game of Thrones Clue
ThinkGeek April Fools' Day 2015
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
We have your Initiative right here
Sometimes you feel like you're in your own little world. And with EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest, you can be.
Messages like "daily activity goal reached" or "Congratulations. You moved 10,497 steps" just don't motivate us, so we developed our wearable technology - EnCounter, a Wearable Interactive Quest. You strap the kit's bracer to your wrist, and it begins to track your movements. And with a tri-axis accelerometer and gyroscope, GPS, digital compass, and an optical heart-rate monitor, it constantly communicates your physical status back to the free downloadable app (available for iOS and Android) via Bluetooth. When you're ready for an adventure, just start moving, and the bracer will respond accordingly. Pop the earpiece in to hear a dramatic description real time. Ascending stairs? We know you can make it up to the crow's nest on the pirate ship if you just keep climbing. Briskly walking? Perhaps you're hacking through the wilderness to the legendary Keep on the Borderlands. Keep an eye out for those random encounters, which your EnCounter may throw in if it thinks you could some interval training. And be ready to roll at any time!
Inside the app itself, you can fill out your Character Sheet, letting your EnCounter know whether it should be training you to be the party's tank or making sure you magic users catch up on your sleep to recharge your mana. Oh, and when we say "party," we mean it. Link up to your friends inside the app, and you can take on challenges as a team, even when your gaming group is scattered across the country or the world.
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest
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I mean, these are totally legitimate products every person can own!
Last year it was a Klingon Rosetta Stone (among other things) but purveyors of all things geeky, ThinkGeek, have seemingly gone the extra mile this year for their April Fools’ products. Take a look and be absolutely crushed when you can’t own the Voltron Cat Condo.
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