Things We Saw Today: Get These Snitch Ear Climbers or Die Trying

These “Seek and ye shall Snitch” Etsy ear climbers will run you a Galleon or two ($155 and up) but they sure are gorgeous. (via FashionablyGeek)

• Channel Mad Max‘s Doof Warrior with your very own flame-throwing ukelele! (via ToplessRobot)
• A dedicated fan has built a pinball machine in honor of Goonies‘ 30th anniversary. Celebratory truffle shuffle! (via Kotaku)

Our fave astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, being characteristically awesome. (via Laughing Squid)

• Check out the first official teaser for A Deadly Adoption, Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell’s lifetime movie! (via Entertainment Weekly)
• In more serious news, here’s the Sharknado 3 trailer. Chomp. (via Topless Robot)

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