Things We Saw Today: Gandalf’s Weapon Of Choice

Yes, yes, he carries Glamdring, too, but shh. Shh. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

• The achievements for Alien: Isolation have leaked. I couldn’t help but notice there’s a no-kill achievement, which is the best news I’ve had all day. It’s like the cherry on the stealth game sundae. (via Uproxx)
• Lori Petty — aka the woman whose appearance caused my partner to scream “TANK GIRL!” while I was watching my favorite Netflix series — will be returning to Orange Is The New Black next season. (via Digital Spy)

Behold this edible wonder, created by Tattooed Bakers. (via Between the Pages)

• A selfie taken by a crested black macaque is currently at the center of a copyright dispute. Who owns a photo taken by a monkey? (via Tech Times)
• Time Magazine notes that though Game of Thrones ended in June, approximately 300,000 pirated downloads of the series take place every day.

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. And by “it,” I mean “soft plushy filling.” On sale at ThinkGeek, alongside X-Wings and AT-ATs. (via Boing Boing)

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