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The Gobble Games: Where Turkeys Duke It Out for the Presidential Pardon

May the odds be ever in your flavor.

Only one turkey a year is pardoned in the Capitol, surviving the fierce turkey bloodbath the human-body-privileged citizens of this nation call “Thanksgiving.” The turkeys must fear their governing body, so they must fight to the death to determine who will survive this November.

Written by The Nerdist’s Dan Casey and Ben Mekler, use this hilarious Hunger Games parody to get you through the hours between now and when you can get to the theater to see Mockingjay (tonight!). And before you eat your own Gobble Games competitor.

(via The Nerdist)

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.