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The most idiotic of memes found its way into the new Netflix Zodiac Killer documentary

By Oct 31st
Netflix’s Zodiac Killer documentary may be about to finally solve the notorious case

By Oct 25th
Is Pedro Pascal the Zodiac Killer? What Is This???

By Feb 20th
Ted Cruz’s New Book Title Isn’t Just Ridiculous, It’s a Tragedy

By Mar 10th
The Best Explanation for Why Democrats Did Better Than Expected in the Midterms Comes From … Ted Cruz?

By Nov 10th
Ted Cruz Spent the Last 24 Hours Getting Heckled All Over New York

By Oct 24th
Ted Cruz Got Rightfully Booed for Saying the Way To Stop Shootings Is To Put More Cops in Schools

By Sep 27th
Ted Cruz Tried To Shame Dem Committee Chair on Abortion Flip-Flop Because He’s Never Heard of Personal Growth

By Jul 12th
Ted Cruz’s ‘One Door’ Plan for Schools Is Possibly the Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard

By May 26th
The Supreme Court Basically Just Handed Ted Cruz Half a Million Dollars (and Also Legalized Political Bribery)

By May 16th
Ted Cruz Really Tried To Say the Peaceful Supreme Court Protests Are Worse Than Jan 6

By May 10th
Ted Cruz Really Tried the Tiresome Argument of Equating Being Transgender to Changing Race

By Mar 24th
Ted Cruz Just Referred To Brett Kavanaugh’s Sexual Assault Allegations as ‘Teenage Dating Habits’

By Mar 21st
Ted Cruz Gets Skewered by SNL as They Take Us to a Nightmarish Right-Wing Sesame Street

By Nov 14th
Brilliant Big Bird Parody Account Trolls Ted Cruz by Running for Senate

By Nov 12th
Ted Cruz Is Mad About a Fictional Muppet Bird Who’s Been Vaccinated Before Getting Vaccinated For COVID Because of Course He Is

By Nov 8th
No One Is Buying Ted Cruz’s Book Except for Ted Cruz

By Aug 20th
Ted Cruz Still Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccines Exist

By Jul 29th
Ted Cruz, the Least Self-Aware Man on the Planet, Slams TX Dems for Leaving the State

By Jul 14th
Ted Cruz Roasted Online for Saying It’s “Brazen Gaslighting” to Call Out GOP Hypocrisy

By Jun 29th