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Ted Cruz’s Argument Against Gun Control Could Do With Some Self-Awareness

By Vivian KaneMar 24th
Here’s Who Ted Cruz Is Blaming Now

By Vivian KaneFeb 23rd
Ted Cruz Demonstrates Once Again That There’s Not a Single Piece of Pop Culture He Actually Understands

By Vivian KaneFeb 2nd
The Latest 2020 Development? One of the Zodiac Killer’s Ciphers Was Finally Cracked.

By Rachel LeishmanDec 15th
LOL: Ted Cruz Mocked for Worrying Charles Manson, Who Is Dead, Might Vote

By Rachel LeishmanOct 14th
Chris Evans Explains Why He Took a Picture With Ted Cruz & Discusses His Plan to Create More Informed Voters

By Vivian KaneAug 27th
Ted Cruz Just Accidentally Gave a Really Compelling Argument in Favor of Bernie Sanders

By Vivian KaneFeb 11th
The Best Memes to Remind Us That the Internet Is Still Good Sometimes

By Rachel LeishmanOct 29th
“Beautiful Ted” Is Maybe the Worst Ted Cruz Meme Yet

By Rachel LeishmanOct 24th
Lizard Person John Oliver Reveals the Illuminati Tie to Cadbury Creme Eggs

By Carolyn CoxMar 28th
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Kristen BobstFeb 27th
Poll Says There Are Plenty of People Who Think Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer

By Jessica LachenalFeb 26th
Mandy Patinkin Wants Ted Cruz To Start Quoting Differently From The Princess Bride

By Carly LaneDec 20th
The Presidential Candidates and Their Television Antihero Counterparts: An Investigation

By Zack BudrykOct 23rd
Ted Cruz’s Nerdy References Continue to Be Embarrassing (for Us, and for Him)

By Maddy MyersSep 28th
Ellen Page Confronts Republican Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz About LGBTQ+ Rights in Iowa

By Teresa JusinoAug 21st
Ted Cruz Lists Rorschach Among His Top 5 Comic Book Characters. Wait, What?!

By Maddy MyersJul 27th
Ted Cruz Talks True Blood, Actor Speaks Out On Luke Grimes’ Departure

By Carolyn CoxJul 23rd