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Miami Whole Foods Argument Goes 0 to 100 on Monday Morning After Rageful Customer Tells Cashier to ‘Join a Terrorist Organization’

By Kopal Aug 27th
Man Says a Guy Approached Him to Fix Dents in His Car. His First Thought Was That He’d Caused Them, Then He Checked the Cameras

By Sanchari Ghosh Aug 26th
Woman Says She Was Fine With Stealing From Corporations. Then Whole Foods Allegedly Catches Her After a Year of Theft: ‘You’d Be Surprised’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 3rd
California Woman Goes to Whole Foods to Get a Sandwich and Salad, Then Sees Someone Creeping Behind: ‘I Was Like Two Inches Taller Than Him’

By Kopal Jul 16th
Woman buys brown butter cookie from Whole Foods. She should have read the ingredients first: ‘They weren’t expecting anyone to warm them up’

By Melody Heald Mar 3rd
‘Home run’: Tennessee Woman orders Too Good to Go seafood bags from Whole Foods. Then she sees what she gets for $9.99

By Melody Heald Nov 15th
‘It’s like squishy’: Tennessee Too Good To Go customer gets new mystery meat bag from Whole Foods. Then she sees what she gets for $9.99

By Gisselle Hernandez Nov 3rd
‘Getting sent home’: Whole Foods worker reaches for ‘kombucha’ on the clock. Then she realizes her mistake when it’s too late

By Melody Heald Jul 18th
‘I’ve been shopping at Whole Foods for 7 years and have never’: Woman asks a simple question at the Whole Foods bread counter. Then another worker intervenes

By Sabine Joseph May 30th
Shopping Boycott 2025: Amazon, Target, and other brands to avoid

By Staci White Mar 7th
Good News for the week of January 31

By Kirsten Carey Jan 31st