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The Internet Mocks Melania’s Last Christmas in the White House

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 24th
Trump Orders “Non-Scalable” Wall Surrounding White House Because He’s a Scared Little Man

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 3rd
Drainage Issues With Melania’s Rose Garden Are a Metaphor for the Trump Presidency

By Chelsea Steiner Sep 8th
Melania Trump Unveils the New White House Rose Garden and Everyone Hates It

By Chelsea Steiner Aug 23rd
Don’t Worry, Cartoon Dogs Still Have a Job, Kayleigh

By Rachel Leishman Jul 24th
Major LOL: White House Press Secretary Lies About Obama Aides Leaving Bullying Notes

By Brittany Knupper Nov 19th
The Trump Administration and Their Game of Thrones Counterparts

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 18th
Melania Wants Us All to “Be Best” This Holiday Season, But I Really Don’t Care. Do You?

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 27th
Bob Woodward Has a New Book and Donald Trump Is Not Going to Like It

By Daniella Bondar Sep 4th
Sure, We Totally Believe Ivanka Trump’s Excuse for Shutting Down Her Clothing Company

By Daniella Bondar Jul 24th
Exactly One Year After a Sinkhole Opened Up Outside Mar-a-Lago, One Appears on the White House Lawn

By Vivian Kane May 22nd
Some Philadelphia Eagles Players Will Skip the Customary Visit to the White House

By Charline Jao Feb 5th
Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 26th
The White House Is Full Of Undesirable Vermin and the Jokes Write Themselves

By Charline Jao Dec 1st
The Repulsive “Official White House Position” Is That All 15+ Women Who Accused Trump Are “Lying”

By Marykate Jasper Oct 28th
Trump Fires Anthony Scaramucci After 10 Days & Twitter Is Having Its Best Day Ever

By Vivian Kane Jul 31st
And Now Some Terrifying Propaganda From ~~the White House Communications Team~~ a Child Named Pickle

By Vivian Kane Jul 26th
CNN Found an Excellent Workaround for the White House’s Camera Ban

By Vivian Kane Jun 24th
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Your New Source of Ridiculous White House Word Vomit

By Vivian Kane Mar 6th